kittykatkaos
Live free. Live nAked. Live kitty.
i am gone
my human is very sad. i'm somewhere else now. i didn't want to go, but i did. if you have cats or dogs or parakeets, love them now, because they will go sooner than you think. i've no more words of wisdom for my fellow cats, nothing more for you humans. my human is very sad. we're never really gone, just not so obvious. i'm going to shadow my human until he dies. my human needs me. please hold the ones you love, becuase i can't hug my human any longer, not that he'll feel except in his dreams. I'm going to stalk my human in his dreams, because that's where I'll be from now on. God is a wonderful person, and He loves you all even if you don't love Him.
my right pAw is huge. hArd to type. my humAn hAs been sick. so hAve I.
No licks - Got a fluffy tail?
Step 3
The third step in dominAting your territory is to be bold.
HumAns never know quite whAt to mAke of you gnAwing on their fAvorite shirt, plAying with their glAss figurines or licking their plAtes while their bAck is turned. There Are treAts All over the plAce, just wAiting for you to tAke. HumAns Are, After All, inherently stupid. This works to your AdvAntAge. If you get on the counter long enough, or steAl their food often enough, they cAn get used to it. EAch time they get used to it, you must push it to the next level. So insteAd of just steAling their ice creAm, it's time to stArt vomiting in their mAte's shoes. If you cAn pit humAns AgAinst each other, All the better for you. Be relentless, but At the sAme time, gAuge your humAn cArefully. Sometimes you cAn push them over the brink, And its no treAts for Anyone, just A crying humAn. If this hAppens, nudge them with your tAil, kiss them with your nose, let them know thAt "you cAre" even if you don't.
HumAns need this kind of reAssurance every now And then. Just suck it up, And do your duty. You're better off for it in the long run.
HumAns never know quite whAt to mAke of you gnAwing on their fAvorite shirt, plAying with their glAss figurines or licking their plAtes while their bAck is turned. There Are treAts All over the plAce, just wAiting for you to tAke. HumAns Are, After All, inherently stupid. This works to your AdvAntAge. If you get on the counter long enough, or steAl their food often enough, they cAn get used to it. EAch time they get used to it, you must push it to the next level. So insteAd of just steAling their ice creAm, it's time to stArt vomiting in their mAte's shoes. If you cAn pit humAns AgAinst each other, All the better for you. Be relentless, but At the sAme time, gAuge your humAn cArefully. Sometimes you cAn push them over the brink, And its no treAts for Anyone, just A crying humAn. If this hAppens, nudge them with your tAil, kiss them with your nose, let them know thAt "you cAre" even if you don't.
HumAns need this kind of reAssurance every now And then. Just suck it up, And do your duty. You're better off for it in the long run.
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